@envydatropic I'm buying a gallon of organic milk and now I don't know how to tell my family that I'm out of money for Christmas gifts Retweet Favorite Dec 7 2017

@envydatropic *Adds brown food coloring to hot water* Me serving decaf Retweet Favorite Aug 9 2017

@envydatropic Twitter - We built this city on block and troll...... Retweet Favorite Jun 24 2014