@erinisaway sorry I couldn’t respond to ur text, supply chains are soooooo messed up rn
Retweet Nov 13 2021
@tony_ferraro7 the existence of post nut clarity and pre nut confusion implies that there is mid nut learning
Retweet Nov 13 2021
@JxffreyP “I was born in 2007” sounds so fake bro nobody is born that late
Retweet Nov 10 2021
@ronnui_ A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "nice to meet you" and they're like "haha actually we've already met"
Retweet Nov 10 2021
@imdrewanderson “Oh cool” -me hearing what people do for their job no matter what it is
Retweet Nov 10 2021
@Smartguyy Y’all be like “oh he’s an ACTEUR” and it’s just a guy shouting so loud that his spit is hitting the camera
Retweet Nov 10 2021
@baddanadanabad it’s not that i want to be skinny it’s that i want to be able to dress like shit and still get compliments
Retweet Nov 7 2021
@femalelobotomy pinterest is so fucking crazy because i'll be saving an innocent photo of someone's sweater only to find out that the pin description is Kneel TOM RIDDLE X READER | WATTPAD
Retweet Nov 7 2021
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