@calluptome The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?" Retweet Favorite Dec 7 2016

@calluptome If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics. Retweet Favorite Mar 25

@calluptome I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back. Retweet Feb 6

@calluptome We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself. Retweet Favorite Dec 12 2011