@Eden_Eats Nothing makes me more drunk with millennial power than helping boomers turn off the flashlight on their phone.
RetweetFavoriteNov 26 2019
@Eden_Eats I hate it when baby boomers are like "your generation is too sensitive!". Like ok, Gail, I'm not the one writing 8 paragraph Yelp reviews because the restaurant was painted a color you didn't like.
RetweetFavoriteDec 16 2018
@Eden_Eats My neighbors are so friendly that I'm sitting in my car waiting for them to go inside so I don't have to talk to them.
RetweetFavoriteDec 14 2018
@Eden_Eats My boyfriend called me gross for eating in bed but I was like: "I'm not gross and you're just a pic of Ryan Gosling taped to a broom!".
RetweetFavoriteMar 21 2017
@Eden_Eats It's cool we live in a time where we can just type "lol" or "haha" without actually having to laugh or have feelings.
RetweetFavoriteDec 20 2016