@imteddybless what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife
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@trojansauce how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words
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@SteveDutzy Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony.
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@rad_milk i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced
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@bridger_w If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, "Don't worry, this is just for me"
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@lianamaeby Just saw a woman with a Banksy tattoo. She must be a really deep sleeper!
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@haveigotnews Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'.
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@PajamaStew If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating "Little did they know..." over and over and over.
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