@WheelTod My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children.
RetweetFavoriteDec 25 2016
@WheelTod Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"
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@WheelTod Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you'll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
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