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OctopusCaveman
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When I was a teenager, nobody told me about incense. So every time I smoked pot, I covered up the smell by cooking a whole meatloaf.
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Dec 17 2017
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[2 men standing in an empty basement together] Man 1: “Alright, maybe we should tell a few people about Fight Club.”
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Oct 18 2017